Wednesday, August 24, 2005

OiNY redux

courtesy the fine people at Overheard in New York:

Old man: Enjoy your looks while you still have them.
Girl: Oh, we've got a long time before we have to start worrying.
Old man: No, you don't. Just remember: men age, women rot.

--12th & B


Hobo: Do you have any change for the homeless?
Hipster guy: I do not.
Hobo: You better check your pockets!

--Stanton & Ludlow


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