Sunday, August 21, 2005

Brit Snark Alert! (attn ANNER)

I've discovered another repository of ineffable UK snark, Go Fug Yourself, dedicated to the propostion that Fugly is the new Pretty, and that no celebrity sartorial miscue should go un-commented upon.

It's like a giant, neverending E! Oscar red carpet show, only with funny Brit commentators instead of shambolic cannibal zombies!

A few teasers from their most recent articles:


Are those even clothes you're wearing, or is it just a mildewed, rat-gnawed tarp you yanked out of a dumpster? Have you been rooting around through Jude's garbage, scrambling for further evidence of just how popular his wang has been?

(commenting on a bad fashion choice by Jude Law's cuckolded ladyfriend Sienna)


Good Fug Hunting.

Oh, Minnie Driver. I know you're trying to reinvent yourself as a singer, but honestly.

This hippy-dippy, tie-dyed, rainbow-loving, granola-eating, unicorn-riding, flitting through the arugula garden look is just not working for you.


As a man who can appreciate snark (in a completely manly, heterosexual way, of course) and who has an insatiable sweet tooth for UK slang and phrasing, this blog is HOG...heaven, that is.

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