There's this one lady who buys stuff off the sale cart every few days.
She's a borderline case, not batshit crazy, and she's got some job that requires here to wear a blue apron and isn't that fussy about her personal hygiene. But I get the feeling she could slide over the edge real easy.
So she buys a couple of books today, and it comes out to $2.15
She fishes around for change.
Finds a wadded-up dollar in one pocket.
Fishes some more.
Finds another wadded up dollar, in a different pocket.
Fishes some more.
Comes up with a nickel from yet another pocket.
Fishes some more, same pocket this time.
Comes up with two more nickels......and a cigarette butt.
Victory!
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