true customer tales

The boss did a painting a few years back based on a scrap of fabric he found in a book bearing the legend if you go to LA you will become rich.

Every previous comment from the browsing public has been a variation on
"Well, I went to LA and look at me now HAR HAR HAR!"

A young student broke the chain today with this befuddling query:

"That painting up there, if you go to LA you will become rich....what does it mean?"