Monday, January 26, 2009

Random Lines from Crummy Fantasy Novels

STEPHANIE MEYER edition, since there's a copy of Eclipse sitting on the counter:

Outside, the wind shrieked insanely through the trees. The shimmying of the tent made it hard to sleep. The poles would suddenly jerk and quiver, pulling me back from the edge of unconsciousness each time I was close to slipping under. I felt so bad for the wolf, the boy that was stuck outside in the snow.


I'll bet those weren't the only poles jerking and quivering in that tent, if you know what I mean!

5 comments:

  1. so did they feel bad for the boy or the wolf? im totally confused.

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  2. that's why it's CRUMMY, mmk?

    i'm guessing it's a WEREWOLF, or maybe just a Mormon kid in a fur coat.

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  3. I felt so bad for the reader, the sap that was stuck owning the book.

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