Monday, November 24, 2008

Warning sign that you're an effete Liberal intellectual

You drink gin & tonics from crystal because you find the clinking of ice against proletarian glass to be dull and offensive.

4 comments:

  1. I think that enjoying crystal is a sign of being a conservative capitalist. A true effete liberal intellectual would pour themselves a drink into a blown glass purchased at a high end ethnic import boutique.

    You voted for palin - DIDNT YOU?

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  2. I drink from crystal, drive a Mercedes AND reap the benefits of Prop 13.

    HAVE I BEEN SUBVERTED??

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  3. Hmmm.. I'll have to remind you of how you used prop 13 next time you say something about people not paying taxes....

    But then again, maybe you have seen the light?

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  4. Prop 13 is tremendously idiotic, but if some short-sighted morons want to give me money I don't deserve to the detriment of the public good, I'm not going to kick 'em in the shins!

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