True Customer Tales

Slack-jawed youth in a small black pork pie hat:
Do you have any, uh, religion books?

me:
Eastern or Western?

youth:
No, religion.

me:
Mmmhmmm. Are you looking for eastern religion or western religion?

youth:
Hurr....
(20 second pause, not exaggerating)
...uh, Christianity?

me:
Western religion- right this way.