Found

I come across all kinds of weird stuff in books, or in boxes of books.

Today's treasure is a piece of junk mail from Kenneth Copeland Ministries.

There's a little brochure that reads

Thank you for being My connection to that person. I want to bless them and be kind and merciful to them,But I have no connection except through you. Thank you for showing them My love.

- Your Heavenly Father

The photomontage on the back includes what appears to be a goth chick, a wino & an African gal with de riguer hunger-distended belly.

It seems pretty sassy to couch your plea for greenbacks in the form of a direct plea from the almighty.

But this is my favorite bit, from the donation slip:

Heavenly Father, I sow my seed of $____________ this month, laying my hands on it and calling it blessed to be a blessing!

(your contributions can also be made online at www.xxxx.com or by calling us at 800-xxx-xxxx.)

Mmmmhmm.