Sunday, May 25, 2008

overheard on the street

the other night at 2:30am after visiting the coast:

A couple of college lads stumbled up & asked me where the nearest place to eat was.
I disappointed them with directions back downtown, the way they'd come.

one staggering drunk:
where the fuck do we go now?

the other staggering drunk, snarling:
Fuck off, I'm pulling my underwear out of my CRACK!

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