Movie: Land of the Dead

An email review from my friend Pelf, fellow traveller through the stygian horror/splatter film underworld of the early-to-mid 80's along with being a published plawright and IMBD approved screenwriter.

His opinions on the genre can be safely graven in stone for a Charlton Heston coffeehouse reading.

Land of the SHIT.....er, Dead


An hour and a half of George Romaro TAKING A SHIT
would be better than this lame movie.

FUCK "Land of the Dead" is the first movie I can
remember ever WALKING OUT ON.

It makes ESCAPE FROM LA look like GENIUS.
Did Universal give Romaro five bucks to make this shitlog?

There are like, five zombies stumbling around at any one time (and a few
cgi shots of more...but hey) I think they could only pay for one day with Hopper and all his scenes look like there were shot in rapid fire in five hours.

John Leguzomo plays a guy named "Cholo" I think (I'm not joking)...they should've been men and just called him Nacho.

A truly embarrassing end to a great franchise.

It's sad that the REMAKE of Dawn of the
Dead was INFINITELY better.

Let's all thank Pelf for saving us the cost of a first run theater ticket.