Movie: Devil's Rejects

I demanded, and have now recieved, the e-pinions of messers Pelf and Bobo on the new Rob Zombie flick. To wit:

Pelf:

THE DEVIL'S REJECTS sucks balls. Lame. And, I hasten
to add, I liked HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES, his last flick.

Bobo:

Reject is the key word - it was fun to see pelf squirm more than I did at a movie
for once.

Imagine a spatter film made by a self indulgent hipster who cant act and wants to
cast himself and his wife as members of the manson family and then give it a
threadbare plot, no characters you give a shit about and finally the worlds
stupidest resolution - then you might have an inkling of the CINEMATIC HORROR
that is DEVIL'S REJECTS.

fucking long hair cunts.

*******SPOILER**********
from Bobo:

spoiler alert

the good part is that they all die at the end so hopefully that is it from mr.
zombie.

and a PS from the Zim:

House of 1000 Corpses made me not want to see anything else by Mssr. Zombie. The opening sequence up to the titles wasn't bad, the title song wasn't bad, after that everything pretty much sucked except for one good shot I remember. Bad chainsaw ripoff. I didn't care who would survive and who would get turned to sausage, and an attempt to out-disturb Tobe Hooper with no film skills is just embarrassing.

There you have it, the entire cinematic ouvre of Rob Zombie in three emails.

*curtain*