Tuesday, July 28, 2009

fashion forward

One of my touchstone downtown crazies, Homeless Steve Martin, is sporting a new summer look.

Still wearing his huge purple parka with the hood up, still sporting his giant amber old person sun goggles, the kind designed to fit over a big pair of eyeglasses.

Now he's added a huge polar fleece beanie, worn over the hood of his parka.

Truly, it's the cherry on top of the derelict sundae.

true customer tales

mom with a little boy and girl buys them a few books.
as they leave the little boy comments:

We get to keep these? Forever?

mom: Yes.

boy & girl in unison: COOOOOOL!

FOUND

Opened up a book and a German 500,000 mark note from 1923 fell out.

Not as weird as the postcard with the canceled Hitler stamp I found that one time, but less freighted with meaning.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

pelf promotion

The august LA Times reviews the revival of Terminus Americana.

I saw the original Lodestone production and the play is a corker.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

true customer tales

A leathery, oversunned gal with comically fake breasts & her boyfriend buy a couple of kids books.

me: would you like a bag?

gal: Uh....
pauses, looks a boyfriend who is laden with more bags than a Grand Canyon pack mule, looks back at me, looks back at boyfriend
....yeah!