One of my touchstone downtown crazies, Homeless Steve Martin, is sporting a new summer look.
Still wearing his huge purple parka with the hood up, still sporting his giant amber old person sun goggles, the kind designed to fit over a big pair of eyeglasses.
Now he's added a huge polar fleece beanie, worn over the hood of his parka.
Truly, it's the cherry on top of the derelict sundae.
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
true customer tales
mom with a little boy and girl buys them a few books.
as they leave the little boy comments:
We get to keep these? Forever?
mom: Yes.
boy & girl in unison: COOOOOOL!
as they leave the little boy comments:
We get to keep these? Forever?
mom: Yes.
boy & girl in unison: COOOOOOL!
FOUND
Opened up a book and a German 500,000 mark note from 1923 fell out.
Not as weird as the postcard with the canceled Hitler stamp I found that one time, but less freighted with meaning.
Not as weird as the postcard with the canceled Hitler stamp I found that one time, but less freighted with meaning.
Monday, July 27, 2009
Sunday, July 26, 2009
pelf promotion
The august LA Times reviews the revival of Terminus Americana.
I saw the original Lodestone production and the play is a corker.
I saw the original Lodestone production and the play is a corker.
Saturday, July 25, 2009
true customer tales
A leathery, oversunned gal with comically fake breasts & her boyfriend buy a couple of kids books.
me: would you like a bag?
gal: Uh....
pauses, looks a boyfriend who is laden with more bags than a Grand Canyon pack mule, looks back at me, looks back at boyfriend
....yeah!
me: would you like a bag?
gal: Uh....
pauses, looks a boyfriend who is laden with more bags than a Grand Canyon pack mule, looks back at me, looks back at boyfriend
....yeah!
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