Monday, January 4, 2010

true customer tales

subtitle
Why This Country is a Train Wreck

Large fellow wearing a dirty tee shirt with cut-off sleeves and an American flag graphic:

where are your religious books?

Me:
Eastern or Western?

guy:
long pause
Uhrr.......UNITED STATES.


Guh.

4 comments:

  1. Of course, if he is Mormon, then he is talking about Mormon stuff and not spouting gibberish at all ;)

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  2. Jesus was white dag-nabit!

    Stop tryin' to confuse me!

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  3. Or maybe...just maybe....he thinks that maybe those nasty east coast liberals might along with the evil hollywood elites have some sort of "special" christianity that he doesn't want to taint himself with...

    ...someone stop me before I comment again...

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  4. African our European swallows?

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