Saturday, September 12, 2009

true customer tales

A tiny old lady comes in looking for a new book we haven't got, then sticks around for a bit of a monologue.

"I'm almost blind you know...almost....I can't get anybody to read for me anymore. Well, anyone good...they're all, they're all idiots around here. This used to be a nice town, you know? Now it's all....it's getting crummy. The eye doctor...I know four people who won suits against him. I could tell you things. Getting crummy...well, guess its time to move along."

4 comments:

  1. "Three words lady, books on tape. Move along."

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  2. Sweet little old thang... she needs a reader. My heart goes out to her.

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  3. Hey now, that's just you in a dress in 40 years visiting you from the future!

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