Sunday, July 12, 2009

True Customer Tales

Dad, young brother and sister enter store.

Dad:
Do you know what time it is?

Me, looking at clock:
Quarter to three.

Dad:
Thanks.

Boy, yelling:
WHY IS IT SO QUIET IN HERE!

Girl, sarcastic:
Cuz it's a bookstore, dumbshit!

Boy:
Dad, she said a dirty word!

Dad, distractedly leafing through display book:
Yeah, I know.

Girl:
DAD LET'S GO, I don't want to be caught dead in a bookstore!

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