Monday, June 22, 2009

worst jewelry I've ever seen

a middle aged dude, late 40's early 50's, with a good amount of graying ear hair, had a GOLDEN SPERM EAR STUD.

It inspired a genuine double-take as I was ringing him up.

"Bah.....WHUUUUUUUUH?"

6 comments:

  1. Maybe he did his Masters thesis on pollywogs.

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  2. Did he give you a come hither stare?

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  3. Next time tell him its interesting looking so you can get PIX.

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  4. i am thinking of getting one of the golden sperms for the next months whilst i am trying to knock up the old lady. but it might attract more than I can handle. james

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  5. I'd recommend a nose stud for impregnating purposes- closer to the mucous membranes.

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