Saturday, June 14, 2008

True Customer Tales

overweight 50-ish dude in shorts and a ballcap walks in and picks up an audio copy of Obama's Audacity of Hope.

"Is this on CD?"

"Yep."

"Y'know, I was born half black!"

"Mmm."

"Yah, I'm a reverse Oreo! Ya know what that is?"

"Mmm."

"White on the outside and BLACK on the inside! HAAAAAAH!"

"Mmm."

"Ya know how I know?"

"Mmm."

"CAUSE I LIKES TO GET FUNKY!!"




You just can't make this shit up.

/edit

he returned a bit later with a gal, still talking non-stop.
After a few more "zingers" in the same mold he made his way to the counter and commented

"She laughs at my jokes."

The least offensive reply I could come up with was
"How nice for you."

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