overweight 50-ish dude in shorts and a ballcap walks in and picks up an audio copy of Obama's Audacity of Hope.
"Is this on CD?"
"Yep."
"Y'know, I was born half black!"
"Mmm."
"Yah, I'm a reverse Oreo! Ya know what that is?"
"Mmm."
"White on the outside and BLACK on the inside! HAAAAAAH!"
"Mmm."
"Ya know how I know?"
"Mmm."
"CAUSE I LIKES TO GET FUNKY!!"
You just can't make this shit up.
/edit
he returned a bit later with a gal, still talking non-stop.
After a few more "zingers" in the same mold he made his way to the counter and commented
"She laughs at my jokes."
The least offensive reply I could come up with was
"How nice for you."
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