oh I know you.

I was just like you once, a jaded internaught who thought they'd seen it all.
A blase sophisticate for whom 2girls1cup was just a funny punchline to amuse your equally jaded friends.

But pride goeth before the fall, my friends.
When you think you've reached the end of the internet.......the internet is JUST BEGINNING. When you arrive, spent, at what you think is the finish line he internet is just finishing its warm-up jog and is ready to start the race.

How else do you explain THIS.