An old gal calls looking for a book.
"Yes, I'm looking for a book about 20 famous geniuses who had epilepsy."
"Hmmm. Have you got a title & author?"
"Yes, it's called 20 Famous Genuises With Epilepsy."
"....y'know, I think I'd remember it if that one came through. I'm pretty sure we don't have it."
"Well....my copy was stolen. I'm a public speaker, been a public speaker for 20 years, and I never took it out because I was afraid it would be stolen."
"Mmmhmm."
"And the one time I took it out, it was stolen!"
"That's too bad. I'll keep an eye out, if I see a copy I'll grab it for you."
"Ok, then, thank you."
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