Sunday, July 29, 2007

Which of these things is not like the others

Performer bio from the audiobook for Anil's Ghost by Michael Ondaatje:

Alan Cumming won the Tony, Drama Desk, and Outer Critic's Circle awards for his performance in the revival of Cabaret. His film work includes Circle of Friends, Eyes Wide Shut & The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas


That's why we love him.
You know he made them list that one....

Saturday, July 28, 2007

music: andrew bird

His latest is a winner.
I like it better than Mysterious Production of Eggs.

Compared to his past work this one is a little messy, a little more basic, which for me comes as a recommendation. Bird is a little like Sufjan Stevens, pumping out streamers of perfectly formed music with such a highly polished gloss it can be blinding. I like Bird much better than Stevens because his tunes mostly escape the recording process with a faint scent of humanity still clinging to them. On Armchair Apocrypha that gossamer scent blooms into something closer to musk.

My first listen to a Bird disc usually engenders a sense of awe at the cleverness & polish. This time I had a more visceral emotional reaction, which is probably why I like it more. I'll take a song with heart over a clever one any time, and this record succeeds by yoking the cleverness to the humanity and making it work for its passage.

Check it out, it's a winner. The first 4-5 tunes are all five star, I've had them in heavy rotation all month.

Friday, July 27, 2007

harry vs the fundies

good post on the subject over at Orcinus.

Voltaire concisely summarized the potential dangers that lurk in this willful and escalating abandonment of reason when he said: "Anyone who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Left to run, the endless rush to quench doubt does end up, often enough, in atrocity.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

OH SHITE.


Tired of courting the mainstream with lukewarm drivel, the Brothers Cohen return to their cinematic roots.

Even with the patented Lame Hollywood Promo Editing, that's one hell of a trailer.

BevMo Review

Comments from my brother in law on the latest chain store:

Dude, I went to Bev Mo and it is the ass.
They don't have dick, and the dick that they have is pricey and smells like adult diapers.
I am not a fan of Bev Mo.
I would rather procure my beverages from the homunculus's taint, or some place else.


The final word.

morning out

Went out to breakfast with Megan this AM at the local Creole cafe where her cousin is the head chef.

After enjoying our multiple Eggs Benedict's the conversation turned to art, as it so often does.

The wife was articulating her enjoyment of artists who push beyond boundaries, like Monet when he started going blind or late Turner when he just stopped giving a shit.

Here is a reenactment of the critical moment:

...I love it because it means that we're all connected to something bigger, some larger continuum of creation.........oh look, the Goodyear Blimp!



And there it was, floating serenely over the city.

el cheapo eyeglasses

I think I posted this a while back, but I'm too lazy to go hunting for it.

eyeglass stores are for suckers!

A collection of links to discount prescription eyeglass providers the world over.

I lost my last pair so I'm gonna put in a couple of orders and see how it goes.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Dem youtube debates GOATSE'ed!

As the internet leader in work-safe goatse, I debated (hah~!) posting this link.

But...what the hell!

click with care, NSFW goatse follows.

An internet debate without Goatse is like a day without sunshine!

music: current


The latest from Spoon is good stuff. They generate some really interesting tension between the dirt simple foundations of their tunes & the quirky, experimental ways they play around with them.

I'm mostly enjoying the self conscious UK band Los Campesinos!.
They have a busy, poppy sound and one absolute gem of a tune, You! Me! Dancing!, the current frontrunner for Baxblog Song Title of the Year.
I'm not usually a fan of "clever" bands, so they're walking a thin line with me- but that track has enough organic heart to keep it on the side of the angels.

Icky Thump by the White Stripes is a welcome return to the magpie musical borrowing that fuels their best stuff. Lighter on pop & heavy on Zepplin-esque blues-rock. Thumbs up. The Stripes are most enjoyable when they're being unapologetically derivative. There's nothing wrong with a ripping slide guitar solo appropriated from Son House when you deliver it with full force & a straight face.

Oh, and Brightblack Morning Light is amazing.
This disc had the same instantly hypnotic effect on me as my first listen to Cowboy Junkie's Trinity Sessions (was that almost 20 years ago? Fucking hell.)
It's like...well, I don't really know.
But it's the new soundtrack for drinking gin at 3am with no illumination except blue Christmas lights strung around the living room.

Monday, July 23, 2007

RIP Weekly World News

Weekly World News, we hardly knew ye.

A synopsis for those out of the loop.

The News was must-read during the latter part of my youth, back when it was still using real but wildly exaggerated news stories. There was a run of several months where their horoscope was dead on the money, and you could always count on Ed Anger for faux populist bluster (his shtick was a lot funnier before it became the official platform of the Republican party).

They lost their way when they abandoned reality entirely, becoming an explicit parody of supermarket tabloids. It might have worked in an Onion sort of way, except it wasn't funny.

Still, I have fond memories of the olden days.
Farewell, WWN.

One good thing about Harry Potter

It drives the fundies nuts!


You know you've made it when Jack Chick takes a potshot at you.

full tract The Nervous Witch

Angry German Kid

there are many iterations of Angry German Kid, but this one purports to have correctly translated dialog.



probably old, but so what!

Sunday, July 22, 2007

shocking revelations!

Current media sensation The Secret is nothing but Norman Vincent Peale tarted up for the modern age.

They dressed him in an unbleached linen caftan and hoped nobody would notice.

Note to self:
in 20 years, update The Power of Positive Thinking with hip, current lingo & then buy that castle in France.

Season of Blood

This is a boxing term coined by the Pelf.
When the schedule of upcoming high-profile, potentially entertaining fights reaches a certain density, he declares a Season of Blood.

While it's not an exact parallel, I feel comfortable declaring July an authorial Season of Blood.

The latest is attached to the forbiddingly titled A Poisonous Affair: America, Iraq, and the Gassing of Halabja, a serious mellow-harsher for war advocates.

But come on....how about that name!
It's positively Dickensian in its descriptive perfection.

uncensored image hosting

from torrent saints The Pirate Bay.

Behold BayImg!

medicore books vs mediocre documentaries

I read a lot of nonfiction and I watch a lot of its cinematic equivalent, documentaries.

Even mediocre documentaries are good, I think because the people making them are drawn to the story for some reason (which usually means it's an interesting one) and they're not doing it primarily for the money. The proliferation of content-starved cable channels has created demand, but even the most successful docs make a fraction of what a hit movie would bring in.

I've seen plenty of documentaries that are flawed in various ways that I'd still recommend to my friends.

Books don't work that way.
I've been reading poker books lately. Not that I have an overriding interest in the 'poker boom', but working in a used book store demands a certain flexibility of taste. You never know what exactly will show up, but there's always something interesting that catches your eye. This month it was a small group of poker books.

So I read a couple of likely suspects with can't miss summaries (the biggest poker game of all time & a girlhood among gamblers).

The experience was underwhelming.
The stories were indeed fascinating, but the prose was workmanlike & overblown, by turns. If they'd been documentaries, they'd be fine. As books, they kinda sucked.

I think because books require you to expend attention and energy.
A documentary you can experience, a book demands interaction.
That old Harlan Ellison quote from one of his Glass Teat books unfavorably comparing the brain waves of a person watching television with those of a patient in a coma seems relevant.

I have the same reaction to most boxing books.
The stories of fights, fighters and associated personages can't help but be wildly interesting. But the kind of person who winds up neck deep in the sideshow of the sport rarely possess the qualities of introspection & observation that make good writers.
The best boxing books come from outsiders & journalists, very rarely from inside the bubble of the sport.

Friday, July 20, 2007

fave cover blurb ever

Dylan Thomas commenting on Flann O'Brien's infamous At Swim-Two-Birds:

This is just the book to give your sister if she's a loud, dirty, boozy girl!


That's gonna be hard to top.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Cycle vs Dog



Imagine the fun if the French used hyenas instead of hounds.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Book News

NYU Press is publishing Bobo's magnum opus of Spanish colonial tomfoolery (once he finishes writing it). I'm pushing for a starring role for his GOATWHORE tee-shit in the author photo, but will be satisfied if they get his ear hair in focus.

And one of the big ('big' in this context is relative, but hey) play publishers picked up Impending Rupture of the Belly. And startlingly, they paid Pelf in US dollars instead of the mildewed Confederate scrip usually reserved for playwrites.

GRATZ to both my boys on making it farther in the world of letters than 99.7% of the the ink stained wretches who set pen to paper questing for immortality of the page.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Game Time

Ivan reviews a mod:
Insurgency = HL2 “realistic Iraq war” modification made by amateurs, one shot kill twitchy gameplay, confusing maps, tons of fun.

Kind of like ghost recon but instead of fighting the AI you fight foul-mouthed cheating racist pre-teens.


I forgot to disable voice when I checked it out and was treated to some adenoidal nerds having this exchange of ideas:

nerd 1: now can you hear me?
nerd 2: I see your thing light up, but I can't hear you.
nerd 3: Well I can hear you.
nerd 1: I think you can hear me, you're lying.
nerd 2: I could probably hear you if you took that dick out of your mouth


Game Nerdz, artists conception

STOLEN from Woody

a Baxblog first!

Monday, July 9, 2007

sub wholesale

Harry Potter hurting bookstores.

That may promote literacy in the short term but it will force more book retailers into liquidation. This price war takes away the oxygen of economic survival from the smaller businesses, making it difficult to remain viable. The same can be said for small shops overshadowed by supermarket monsters.'


The devastation of the independent bookstore in this country can be partly blamed on a similar phenomenon, where huge selling authors are available from Costco, Walmart & other discounters at below wholesale prices, cutting everyone else out of the loop.

It's even impacted the pocket book sales of used bookstores, where the traditional rate of half off the cover price doesn't stack up well with big box discounts of 30 to 45% off brand new titles.

It's easier in the short term for big corporate publishers to sell pallets of books to big corporate discounters than sell 10 or 15 copies to a thousand small bookshops, but it's killing off the ecosystem that supports their business.

Costco is never going to build an author. Walmart is never going to convince anyone to try someone new. All they do is sell megatons of books by people who's careers have been developed by readers buying from bookstores.

It's a bit like the PPV conundrum facing boxing.
The short term money is hard for the publishers to pass up, but that short term solution is pulling up their business by the roots.

Saturday, July 7, 2007

Excellent Titles

Two so far, strangely related:

Raggedy Ann's Wooden Willie by Johnny Gruelle.
&
The Watercolors of Dong Kingman

And joy of joys, Dong has is own site!